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Spread love like violence.

tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

lameboob:

having no friends is either a blessing or a curse. on one hand, I haven’t been nominated for the ice bucket challenge. on the other hand, I’m lonely and bored.

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

like

i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.
Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant
Me: Do he got the booty my child.
Future Child: ...what
Me: Child. Do he got da booty.
Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.
Me: Then I ship it, my child.

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

twirlingtroye:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

why does this not happen where i live

bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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